Batchworth Park - Friday 5th October

[3puttwizard]

Anyone out there a member of a good course in the South want to let me join them for a round to spray balls round their course? :confused::rolleyes:



See Ben's post below for venue/slots etc

[Lowho]

Batchworth Park would be able to accomodate you, just a bit further north than you may like :)

Right, heres the deal. I've managed to book 2 tee times (cheers boss) Dansawbridgeworth wont have to pay as he is a crown member. For the rest of you it is £17.50 each, No need for deposit or the like just pay on the day. Normally its £30 each for a members guest but my boss has told me you are welcome to pay the discounted rate above.

Tee times are at 11:20 and 11:28

Confirmed

1. Myself
2. Chris (fieldsy)
3. Robin (3pw)
4. Rob (Chip_unsure)
5. Dan (DanIneedashorterusername)
6.Tom (Cashmere inserts)
7. Vince
8. Martin (coopster)

Being diciplined for playing too much golf: Stupid

The only fool and horse that has to work: Shanky Mc Daisley

[3puttwizard]

Well that *could* be an option as I'm playing at Bushey Place(:)) the next day in Fieldsy's winter League Event

And could stay over...

[Fieldsy]

Room for one more ?

[3puttwizard]

for playing or staying over? :eek::eek:

[Chip_Unsure]

Mmmm Batchworth. I like it there. I'd play if there was a spot (not for the sleepover though)

[3puttwizard]

Mmmm Batchworth. I like it there. I'd play if there was a spot (not for the sleepover though)


LOL.

I fear a Mini pre Winter League MG event beckoning....:)

[Fieldsy]

I'll skip on the sleeping arrangements thanks! You can share Shanky with Ben.......

[3puttwizard]

Ben,

Can you sign in as many people as you like?

How mooch? I hear the greens are so big even I could hit them! :tongue:

[Fieldsy]

Ben,

Can you sign in as many people as you like?

How mooch? I hear the greens are so big even I could hit them! :tongue:

Thats right, they stretch across 3 fairways

[3puttwizard]

Back off Heather Mccartney....:laugh:

[Lowho]

Ben,

Can you sign in as many people as you like?

How mooch? I hear the greens are so big even I could hit them! :tongue:

i can sign in 3 :yes: think its about £20 each

[3puttwizard]

Is that all?:eekw:

What happened to your position of authority in the establishment?

[Lowho]

Is that all?:eekw:

What happened to your position of authority in the establishment?

Welll sorrrry, I wont offer next time :tongue:

[Danielsawbridge]

I would be intersted in this game as well and i think i get a reduced rate as a crown golf member

[3puttwizard]

Thanks we'll take you up...(on the offer)

You + alleged missile launcher
me
Fieldsy?
AN another?

[3puttwizard]

I would be intersted in this game as well and i think i get a reduced rate as a crown golf member


find out if you get a decent rate and/or able to bring guests to it aswell....


the more the merrier...:D

Alternatively we may have to find another venue if there are a lot of takers on this.

[Fieldsy]

Welll sorrrry, I wont offer next time :tongue:

I think you're doing a sterling job Lowho.....

btw I reckon I'm due another lesson soon :)

[Lowho]

find out if you get a decent rate and/or able to bring guests to it aswell....


the more the merrier...:D

Alternatively we may have to find another venue if there are a lot of takers on this.

I shall sort it out tonight.

[3puttwizard]

Thanks biffa

[Chip_Unsure]

I'm in 100%, invite pending.

Played Batchworth a couple of times- know the old membership manager there. Really nice track.

[3puttwizard]

List created at the top:D

[Lowho]

what time are we looking at?

[Chip_Unsure]

It's a day off work for me, so I don't mind...

[3puttwizard]

what time are we looking at?


lunchtime? Depends on how many we get....

[Fieldsy]

lunchtime? Depends on how many we get....

Would 1:30 be too late.......I'd only need a half day off then

[Lowho]

See page one second post :)

[Fieldsy]

Would 1:30 be too late.......I'd only need a half day off then

Right, heres the deal. I've managed to book 2 tee times (cheers boss) Dansawbridgeworth wont have to pay as he is a crown member. For the rest of you it is £17.50 each, No need for deposit or the like just pay on the day. Normally its £30 each for a members guest but my boss has told me you are welcome to pay the discounted rate above.

Tee times are at 11:20 and 11:28

Confirmed

1. Myself
2. Chris (fieldsy)
3. Robin (3pw)
4. Rob (Chip_unsure)
5. Dan (DanIneedashorterusername)
6.
7.
8.

Three spaces left.

I guess that answers it then :twitcy:

[Danielsawbridge]

Batchworth Park would be able to accomodate you, just a bit further north than you may like :)

Right, heres the deal. I've managed to book 2 tee times (cheers boss) Dansawbridgeworth wont have to pay as he is a crown member. For the rest of you it is £17.50 each, No need for deposit or the like just pay on the day. Normally its £30 each for a members guest but my boss has told me you are welcome to pay the discounted rate above.

Tee times are at 11:20 and 11:28

Confirmed

1. Myself
2. Chris (fieldsy)
3. Robin (3pw)
4. Rob (Chip_unsure)
5. Dan (DanIneedashorterusername)
6.
7.
8.

Three spaces left.

Be careful oh short one:p

[Tin Pot]

I'd love to play but working week is going to be difficult.

What's the quickest way to get there from London Bridge (no car)?

[Lowho]

I'd love to play but working week is going to be difficult.

What's the quickest way to get there from London Bridge (no car)?

not too sure, you getting the train friday or saturday?

[Tin Pot]

not too sure, you getting the train friday or saturday?

Oh lord, I'm opening myself up for abuse here.

The OP says the game is on Friday, why would I be getting the train on Saturday? :confused:

[3puttwizard]

This game is on a friday the day before Fieldsy's winter league game at Bushey...

[Coopster]

I'd love to play but working week is going to be difficult.

What's the quickest way to get there from London Bridge (no car)?

Quickest way I can think of is Jubilee Line to Finchley Road and then Metropolitan Line to Northwood or Rickmansworth(depending on Watford or Amersham train). From either station it is a 5 minute cab ride to the golf club.

I would guess it would take about 75-80 minutes in total.

[Shankboy]

Im in!!! :) :) :)

[Chip_Unsure]

Cashmere Inserts is in as well.

[3puttwizard]

Im in!!! :) :) :)


A Death to you....:laugh:


I'm booked in the Hilton now for that night.....curry after ze game? :wub::yes:

[Lowho]

A Death to you....:laugh:


I'm booked in the Hilton now for that night.....curry after ze game? :wub::yes:

Hilton? laaa-dee-daaa :tongue: which one?

Of course there will be curry :yes:

[3puttwizard]

It's down the road from Bushey - £60..

[Lowho]

It's down the road from Bushey - £60..

You could have stayed at chateau blank for £30 :laugh:

[3puttwizard]

I prefer a full english rather than a cold half eaten phall ;)

[Fieldsy]

Its not the breakfast I'd be concerned about, it'd be the other residents......

[3puttwizard]

Sharing a bed/room with shankboy is a good enough excuse to book a hotel. :twitcy:

[3puttwizard]

Ben,

Pls fix it for me to play with

The 2007 Autumn Masters ‘Yards Left On The Table’ Champion, Mr Shanky McDaisly

<I will cross your palms with silver if necessary>


We have unfinished business...:twitcy::wink:

[Fieldsy]

Ben,

Pls fix it for me to play with

The 2007 Autumn Masters ‘Yards Left On The Table’ Champion, Mr Shanky McDaisly

<I will cross your palms with silver if necessary>


We have unfinished business...:twitcy::wink:

And you say this immediately after a post about sharing a bed with him ? Hmmmmmm :rolleyes:

[3puttwizard]

You dirty old man

[Stu-Pid]

Still not 100% sure about my availability for this one guys. I need to check to see how much holiday I've got left and also to clear it with SWMBO...

[3puttwizard]

Tell her you have a corporate golf day...ie don't tell her you are booking the day off for golf.

Then book the day off.... :p


ignorance is bliss

[Stu-Pid]

Tell her you have a corporate golf day...ie don't tell her you are booking the day off for golf.

Then book the day off.... :p


ignorance is bliss

Might be worth a try...

What's with the rapidly changing avatars??? :confused:

[3puttwizard]

I'll stick to this one until someone takes the trophy off me....;)

[Fieldsy]

I'll stick to this one until someone takes the trophy off me....;)

October 5th.....Batchworth Park
October 6th.....Mary Hinge

[3puttwizard]

good but not good enough....

These are winter league events not Masters events! :tongue:

[3puttwizard]

Are you going to sort out the Post Batchworth curry then Ben?

Need to know whether I need to bring some frozen bog roll/immodium for Bushey the next day... :rolleyesw::D

[Lowho]

Are you going to sort out the Post Batchworth curry then Ben?

Need to know whether I need to bring some frozen bog roll/immodium for Bushey the next day... :rolleyesw::D

How about we just play golf, and go form there, im definatley game for a curry. If no one else is interested ill go by myself :laugh:

[Chip_Unsure]

Curry... with extra poppadoms works for me!!

[Stu-Pid]

Now that I've signed up to play at The Addington on the Sunday I'm going to have to drop out of this one I'm afraid. I'm struggling to get the day off work and my girlfriend flies out to Canne on Saturday morning, so I'm not sure a night out on the curry and beer would go down to well... :rolleyes:

[3puttwizard]

Just tell her that you are playing on Friday, come back smashed out of your brains stinking of curry singing "I'm in the mood for love" and tell her to get a cab to the airport on Saturday morning.

then Play Bushey then the Addington..


Jobs a good un :twitcy:

[Tin Pot]

Now that I've signed up to play at The Addington on the Sunday I'm going to have to drop out of this one I'm afraid. I'm struggling to get the day off work and my girlfriend flies out to Canne on Saturday morning, so I'm not sure a night out on the curry and beer would go down to well... :rolleyes:

Well they might, but she certainly wouldn't.

:p

[Lowho]

Now that I've signed up to play at The Addington on the Sunday I'm going to have to drop out of this one I'm afraid. I'm struggling to get the day off work and my girlfriend flies out to Canne on Saturday morning, so I'm not sure a night out on the curry and beer would go down to well... :rolleyes:

Hopefully she can bring you some trousers back as it appears you need to start learning to wear them :twitcy:

[Stu-Pid]

Hopefully she can bring you some trousers back as it appears you need to start learning to wear them :twitcy:

Probably true, but I'm guessing that probably applies to 95% of the blokes on here!

[3puttwizard]

Yes very true Stu.

The remaining 5% include the dress wearing brigade founded by Shanky McDaisley and Bianca Blank :twitcy:

[Lowho]

Yes very true Stu.

The remaining 5% include the dress wearing brigade founded by Shanky McDaisley and Bianca Blank :twitcy:

You lot need to grow a pair, My Mrs aint the boss of me and Shankboy is going to be the best slut I ever did see :laugh:

You lot all need to grow a pair :yes:

[Fieldsy]

You lot need to grow a pair, My Mrs aint the boss of me and Shankboy is going to be the best slut I ever did see :laugh:

You lot all need to grow a pair :yes:

And you'd quite happily tell your Mrs this would you ?

[Lowho]

And you'd quite happily tell your Mrs this would you ?

She already knows it ;)

[Fieldsy]

Probably true, but I'm guessing that probably applies to 95% of the blokes on here!

Youre probably right Stu......but entering then pulling out of a day......not good:no:. Thats 2 black marks for you in a week. You don't want to get a third.......

[Fieldsy]

She already knows it ;)

Ah the innocence of unmarried youth. It'll come to you sooner or later Ben don't you worry.......

[Stu-Pid]

Youre probably right Stu......but entering then pulling out of a day......not good:no:. Thats 2 black marks for you in a week. You don't want to get a third.......

Actually my status was always TBC. :)

What's the 2nd black mark for?

[Longshot]

Actually my status was always TBC. :)

What's the 2nd black mark for?

Being short :tongue:

[Lowho]

Ok, updated list on the front page, everyone still ok for this?

[Tin Pot]

Ok, updated list on the front page, everyone still ok for this?

I can play - any slots available?

[3puttwizard]

I can play - any slots available?


LMAO

[Lowho]

I can play - any slots available?

No, Not yet

[Tin Pot]

Any now?

[M40TT B]

Id also be interested in coming along if there were spaces left?

[3puttwizard]

Ben it looks like you might need to book another tee slot (if you can?)

[Vince Baby]

I've read through all the previous posts and can't make out whether this is a Winter League event or not?

Anyone know?:confused:

[3puttwizard]

yes it is

[Lowho]

Ben it looks like you might need to book another tee slot (if you can?)

No can do bud :no:

I've read through all the previous posts and can't make out whether this is a Winter League event or not?

Anyone know?:confused:

Not a clue

[Cashmere Inserts]

so just the 8 of us for next friday. You are all in for a real treat, there will be a first outing for a totally new set of clubs/bag/shoes etc for me afer all of mine got pinched at an HSBC customers golf day at Northwood last Thursday.....thanks HSBC for the invite......Please no laughing when i duff/fat/shank/thin/skull my round Batchworth

[3puttwizard]

X20's aha....Not like the X Tours?

Also who were your clubs insured with?

[Chip_Unsure]

Pass- but if anyone wants a set of TM irons, a cobra driver that maxs out at 210 yards and pair of pink shoes...... :rolleyesw:

[Lowho]

Everyone still ok for this? :)

Directions wise, BPGC is about 5 mins from juntion 18 of the m25 (rickmansworth/chorleywood exit) if anyone else needs directions pm me :yes:

[3puttwizard]

Yep, I'm in.


So what are the plans for the evening? I need to dump my stuff in the hotel after the game then I'm ready to rock...

Ben are you working till the end of the day at the club after the round?


Ben? Fieldsy? What's Watford like? Beirut? LOL

[Lowho]

Yep, I'm in.


So what are the plans for the evening? I need to dump my stuff in the hotel after the game then I'm ready to rock...

Ben are you working till the end of the day at the club after the round?


Ben? Fieldsy? What's Watford like? Beirut? LOL

Im not working :no: Stay out of watford, especially on a friday, there are local chinese, italian, indian places around so wont be too difficult to find somewhere, may be a slight time delay as we will probably finish about 4ish, but the meal invite is open to all :)

[3puttwizard]

Wow that bad?

Can't be as bad as Wigan when I was a young gun....chairs going through windows etc.

Now that was the proper wild west! :tongue:

[Stu-Pid]

Wish I could join you lads, but alas no. Are there any festivities planned for Saturday night?

[3puttwizard]

Wish I could join you lads, but alas no. Are there any festivities planned for Saturday night?


Throw a sickie

[Lowho]

Wish I could join you lads, but alas no. Are there any festivities planned for Saturday night?

I may be prised out for festivities on saturday after work :)

[Stu-Pid]

I may be prised out for festivities on saturday after work :)

A woo and a hoo.

[3puttwizard]

Ben,

Take Stu out with yourself and badger boy and wreck him for the sunday game :twitcy:

I've got to scoot on Sat afternoon now that wife isn't going away...

[Lowho]

Ben,

Take Stu out with yourself and badger boy and wreck him for the sunday game :twitcy:

I've got to scoot on Sat afternoon now that wife isn't going away...

You sound like Stu :laugh:

[3puttwizard]

Stu is in a different league to me. He's also making the best use of his free pass before his lady comes back ... :)

[Stu-Pid]

Stu is in a different league to me. He's also making the best use of his free pass before his lady comes back ... :)

Yeah, but at least I know where my passport is! :tongue:

[3puttwizard]

Hmm.. I blame the polish cleaner

[Fieldsy]

Yeah, but at least I know where my passport is! :tongue:

I bet your Mrs locks it away from you though doesn't she?

[Fieldsy]

So whats the plan for Friday night ?

Suggestions.......Topgolf with beer followed by curry with beer. Those of you who wish to continue on to "other entertainment" can do so afterwards......I'm sure Ben knows all the appropriate venues in the area.:rolleyes:

[Chip_Unsure]

I'm in for beers/ curry/ more beers Friday- I have a passport and a plane to catch on Saturday though.

[3puttwizard]

So whats the plan for Friday night ?

Suggestions.......Topgolf with beer followed by curry with beer. Those of you who wish to continue on to "other entertainment" can do so afterwards......I'm sure Ben knows all the appropriate venues in the area.:rolleyes:


Sounds like a plan, do we need to book topgolf?

[Fieldsy]

Sounds like a plan, do we need to book topgolf?

Yeah.....so we need numbers

[Stu-Pid]

I bet your Mrs locks it away from you though doesn't she?

Funnily enough there's a very amusing story regarding my passport, an ex-girlfriend and me missing a flight to Tunisia...

[Vince Baby]

Sounds like a plan, do we need to book topgolf?

What's "Topgolf"?

[Fieldsy]

What's "Topgolf"?

www.topgolf.co.uk

[Coopster]

What's "Topgolf"?

See Top Golf Watford (http://www.topgolf.co.uk/watford.php)

I would call it a very expensive driving range and more aimed at families who want to hit balls at targets without the walk and hacking around a course.

[Fieldsy]

See Top Golf Watford (http://www.topgolf.co.uk/watford.php)

I would call it a very expensive driving range and more aimed at families who want to hit balls at targets without the walk and hacking around a course.

A little harsh! But yes if you use it as a driving range its damned expensive. Think of it more as bowling for golfers. With a few beers in you, it can be quite a laugh...........

[Vince Baby]

So, a fiver a game?

How long does a game last? 1/2 dozen balls? 50 balls?

Is this before or after the curry?

[Fieldsy]

So, a fiver a game?

How long does a game last? 1/2 dozen balls? 50 balls?

Is this before or after the curry?

1 game = 20 balls. Before/after......who cares ?

[Lowho]

One space available :yes: shankboy has pulled out due to work, first pm Gets it

[Fieldsy]

One space available :yes: shankboy has pulled out due to work, first pm Gets it

Ha ha! Tin Pot isn't online! :)

[3puttwizard]

I know.....thats because he's practising all week for Thursday...:eek:

[Lowho]

Ha ha! Tin Pot isn't online! :)

i had other people ask me if the could play before him so its only fair

[Lowho]

Coopster has taken the final spot :yes:

[3puttwizard]

Jesus Wept....


So hes gatecrashed Fri+Sat?

Is there any hope for the rest of us.....:rolleyes:

[Fieldsy]

Coopster has taken the final spot :yes:

Oh bugger. Thats another 2nd place I'll have to settle for :rolleyes:

[Danielsawbridge]

One space available :yes: shankboy has pulled out due to work, first pm Gets it

:no: :no: GRR

[Lowho]

:no: :no: GRR

grr? :laugh: btw Dan, dont forget your crown card :)

[Tin Pot]

Ha ha! Tin Pot isn't online! :)

Yes, ****ing hilarious :rolleyes:

I am otherwise engaged. If you wish to gain my presence you will have to think of something impressive to tell the wife.

[Fieldsy]

Yes, ****ing hilarious :rolleyes:

I am otherwise engaged. If you wish to gain my presence you will have to think of something impressive to tell the wife.

Oh right, thought you could make Friday but there were no places.

[Danielsawbridge]

grr? :laugh: btw Dan, dont forget your crown card :)

I keep my crown card in the wallet. GRR as in he owes me money

[Tin Pot]

Oh right, thought you could make Friday but there were no places.

Well, I would've been but the resident rageaholic is set for pitch battle on Thursday now, and not showing up would be signing my death warrant.

Shame, 'cos I did want another crack at it...and a chance to get my sunglasses back, eh?

[Lowho]

I keep my crown card in the wallet. GRR as in he owes me money

I'll give it to you :yes:

[Lowho]

Well, I would've been but the resident rageaholic is set for pitch battle on Thursday now, and not showing up would be signing my death warrant.

Shame, 'cos I did want another crack at it...and a chance to get my sunglasses back, eh?

What sunglasses? I sold them ;)

[Danielsawbridge]

Ben what time will you be ther from on Friday?

General Might book a hotel for thursday anyone arounfd for a drink or 10

[Lowho]

Ben what time will you be ther from on Friday?

General Might book a hotel for thursday anyone arounfd for a drink or 10

Probably 9:30 ish as I have a couple of things to sort out before hand :yes:

[Tin Pot]

What sunglasses? I sold them ;)

..And the bag?

[Lowho]

I'll give the bag to 3pw if you like :) he may have to pay for it though, you will need to liase with him if it is ok or not

[3puttwizard]

What bag? His handbag? :rolleyes:

TP never turns up with any money...so the chances of getting it back are slim and none........how much does he owe you?

[Lowho]

What bag? His handbag? :rolleyes:

TP never turns up with any money...so the chances of getting it back are slim and none........how much does he owe you?

He wants to buy our last titleist pencil bag £34.99 I think

[3puttwizard]

Similar to Coopsters?

[Lowho]

[QUOTE=3puttwizard;90892]Similar to Coopsters?[/QUOTE

Same one :yes:

[3puttwizard]

I might buy it then and flog it to him for 40 quid :laugh::yes:

[Vince Baby]

I was planning to have a local.live.com measuring session on Batchworth at lunch time.

Anyone know which tees we're playing off tomorrow?

[Lowho]

I was planning to have a local.live.com measuring session on Batchworth at lunch time.

Anyone know which tees we're playing off tomorrow?

Whites :yes:

[Fieldsy]

I was planning to have a local.live.com measuring session on Batchworth at lunch time.

Anyone know which tees we're playing off tomorrow?

It'll be white or yellow. But not blue.

[Coopster]

I was planning to have a local.live.com measuring session on Batchworth at lunch time.

Anyone know which tees we're playing off tomorrow?

This is a new one on me. What and how do you do this?

[Lowho]

It'll be white or yellow. But not blue.

White!

[Lowho]

btw for those who like yardages, we dont actually have a course planner (there is a reason why but its a tad silly)

There are yardage markers (discs) in the middle of each fairway

White = 200 yards

Yellow = 150 yards

Red = 100 yards

All to the middle of the green.

[Fieldsy]

White!

Sorry, was trying to be helpful. Didn't realise you were replying at the same time :mad:

[Vince Baby]

This is a new one on me. What and how do you do this?

local.live.com is like Google Earth. Just the same, it's got a nifty measuring tool.

No course guide? :confused:

I'll have to make my own then!:rolleyesw:

[Fieldsy]

local.live.com is like Google Earth. Just the same, it's got a nifty measuring tool.

No course guide? :confused:

I'll have to make my own then!:rolleyesw:

Do some copies - you might be able to flog 4 or 5 for a couple of quid each ;)

[Stu-Pid]

local.live.com is like Google Earth. Just the same, it's got a nifty measuring tool.

No course guide? :confused:

I'll have to make my own then!:rolleyesw:

Google Earth also has the measuring function, but I find that local.live.com is more up to date.

[Fieldsy]

Any plans for Friday night yet anyone ?

[Lowho]

Tomorrows tee times:

1st group

Rob
Chris
Vince
Dan

2nd group

Myself
coopster
Robin
Tom

[3puttwizard]

Crap I'm with the big boys.....:eek:

I've got GPS so ask me if you want yardages....

[3puttwizard]

So Junction 17 M25 then? Next to moor park?

[Fieldsy]

So Junction 17 M25 then? Next to moor park?

J17....right....next roundabout left....approx 1.5 miles..next roundabout right......next roundabout right......next roundabout (one entrance to moor park here) right.....up the hill and Batchworth Park is on the right at the top of the hill

[Fieldsy]

Or J18, right towards Rickmansworth.........roundabout turn right......next roundabout straight on.....next roundabout turn right....next roundabout (1st entrance to moor park here) turn right........up hill and Batchworth Park is on the right at the top of the hill

[Vince Baby]

Many thanks to ben for organising this latest Moongolfer escapade.

Highlights were:
Rob's 20 feet of backspin (the ball rolled down a slope on the green)
Chris's "tee'd" approach (his ball had managed to nestle in the branches of a bush)
Dan's JCB impersonation in the bunker on the 16th (the earth moved!)

Thanks for a great round guys.

[Danielsawbridge]

Many thanks to ben for organising this latest Moongolfer escapade.

Highlights were:
Rob's 20 feet of backspin (the ball rolled down a slope on the green)
Chris's "tee'd" approach (his ball had managed to nestle in the branches of a bush)
Dan's JCB impersonation in the bunker on the 16th (the earth moved!)

Thanks for a great round guys.

I don't do Bunker shots.:cry: :cry:

Agreed with the above highlights, although for me it was the 16th tee and Rob saying to me "You going to hit a bad shot off the tee." and i go and put another down the middle.

[Cashmere Inserts]

indeed, many thanks to Ben for organising Batchworth, under 20 sheets for a round there cant be bad.

[Fieldsy]

Thanks Ben for organising a good day at Batchworth Park, and to my patient playing partners Vince, Rob and Dan!

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