Big Jock
20-10-2006, 12:10 AM
Three guys were discussing how they managed to get their respective spouses to agree to let them play golf. First guy says "I cook a gourmet meal with fine wines and excellent cuisine and then take her to bed and make her really happy. Second guy says " I do all the odd jobs round the house, redecorate where necessary and generally do anything she wants me to do. Third guy says " I set the alarm for 5.30 am , wake her up and say " Intercourse or golf course?" She says "don't forget your sweater"